My friend, Matt Ingebretson, got hammered a few weeks ago and bought some fencing equipment, then the next day he ask me to fight him in the daytime.
I love this and this man.
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- Ann Perkins: I will buy lunch and you can have as many burgers as you want.
- Burt Macklin: Welcome to the FBI.
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I make weird faces. I can’t help it. I’m Italian. We are physically unable to control our arms and faces.
Can confirm. Source: super Italian.
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relatable text post
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Russell Crowe and director Ridley Scott on the set of Gladiator (2000).
the best tumblr has to offer
yahoo paid $1.1 billion for this
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#walk up into the murder scene like whaddup i got a shitload of empathy
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does anyone remember law4kids
like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW
i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself
BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES
AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING
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